Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
dude. I can hear the air.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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