I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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