I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
