Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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