My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
you never un-have a 4some
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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