Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How's work?
Spinning.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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