Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
