i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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