we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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