I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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