i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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