Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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