i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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