I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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