I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Randomize
