VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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