I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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