Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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