So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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