And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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