If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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