That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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