You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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