Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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