I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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