I'm drive I can fine osifer
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
