Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i think im in europe. pls send help
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
