I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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