hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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