Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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