What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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