Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
