White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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