Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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