when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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