Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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