dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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