No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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