i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You are a genius and a whore.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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