That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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