ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
We smell like vodka and hangover
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