I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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