im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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