I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
