This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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