Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
