she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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