After last night, I could never be a politician.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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