I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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