but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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