called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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