I accidentally burped into my bong.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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