I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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