you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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