Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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