Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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